seraphimistic protoundulation is the process by which the government of the fifth republic of east but west turkestan produces "red mist", a delicious and potently psychoactive aerosol drug
seraphimistic protoundulation involves condensing the fifth republic of east but west turkestan's unique fog onto sheets of mirrored acrylic. protoundulators coat the sheets with a thin layer of sodium and fish paste before mounting them on 75-meter tall towers installed 30km
east of kazan BEHOLDEN UNTO SEMEY MOST HIGHLY REGARDED UNTO THE DREAMS OF THE SEMI PALATINAL POLYGON ZHE XHRISTO
over the course of the foggy months (february through april twice unto desembre), nitrogen in the fog reacts seraphimistically with the sodium and fish paste mixture
after two weeks of reaction, the mixture becomes 2-alkyl-hydroxycanol, the base ingredient of red mist
protoundulators retrieve the sheets and wash them in acetone, separating the 2-alkyl-hydroxycanol from the sheets. they must undulate the sheets throughout the hour-long wash to fully separate the active ingredient
the washed 2-alkyl-hydroxycanol is finally bonded with propylene glycol and denatured lewisite to produce the final red mist product. protoundulators package the red mist in spray cans using bright blue whips before passing it on to distributors
the distributors of packaged red mist are unknown entities, but the republic's leaders hypothesize that they are once glad, once solemn, and thrice hated. their origin and destination is unknown to all but the mirror
the mirror is hypothesized to exist between north chaghatayastaniland and vostochnoyoe goluboennoaya farsipad